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Hey, Loser

A popular woman lives with an awkward roommate who never refuses her, and she enjoys testing how far that goes.

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In short

Hey, Loser lays out the lopsided arrangement between Rose, a confident woman who treats life as looking good and having fun, and the shy roommate who runs their apartment and does whatever she asks. The 5 episodes trade reward and humiliation, and the register is mocking, teasing and addictive.

Episode count and cost

  1. 10
  2. 20
  3. 312
  4. 412
  5. 512
Episodes
5
At 0 tokens
Ep. 1 with no account, ep. 2 after a free sign-up
Per episode
12 tokens
Ep. 3–5
36 tokens together
Subtitles
German, English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese

Episode by episode

A keyhole widened on purpose is Rose's opening move with the man she lives with. She is popular, unapologetic, and sure that life is simple: take care of yourself, look good, have fun. Her roommate is a quiet man who keeps the apartment running and rarely leaves his room. She calls him useful and enjoys the fact that he never refuses. She wants entertainment and attention; he cannot tell whether her invitations are serious.

  1. EP 1

    Episode 1: A bigger keyhole

    Rose introduces herself and her view of life, then describes the roommate who does the chores and stays out of sight. She calls him useful and enjoys that he never says no. The episode ends at his door, where she tells him she replaced the keyhole with a larger one and he is welcome to look.

    Free, no sign-up
  2. EP 2

    Episode 2: Her driver for a night

    The roommate wonders whether her invitation to look was real. Rose, bored and alone, recruits him as her driver. On the outing she makes a point about lollipops lasting longer than ice cream. Someone else offers her fun and she accepts while he watches, and afterward she tells him that was a lesson in how it is done.

    Free with a free account
  3. EP 3

    Episode 3 to 5

    Rose keeps raising the stakes of what she offers and takes away. Whether the roommate ever stops saying yes is the question the story keeps open.

    12 tokens
  4. EP 4

    Episode 4

    12 tokens
  5. EP 5

    Episode 5

    12 tokens
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Characters

  • Roseplays the popular roommate
  • Her awkward roommatenever named on screen

Labels on Candy

Cuckold · Nympho

Also listed as

  • Salut, perdant.
  • Hey, Verlierer
  • Hola, perdedor.
  • Oi, Perdedor.

Questions people ask

Hey, Loser: how many episodes are there?

It runs to 5. Candy keeps every Shorts episode under two minutes, so watching the whole series back to back takes less than 10 minutes.

Which episodes of Hey, Loser cost nothing?

Episode 1 opens straight away with no account. Episode 2 opens after a Candy sign-up that costs nothing. Episodes 3 to 5 sit behind tokens.

How many tokens does each later episode of Hey, Loser take?

12 per episode, so the 3 locked ones add up to 36 tokens. That is the standard Candy Shorts price per episode.

In which languages are the subtitles of Hey, Loser?

German, English, Spanish, French, Italian, Portuguese.

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